Do tell me the difference, between a Bull and a Cow.

Do tell me the difference, between a Bull and a Cow.

Fresh and crisp from the Management school,

Out came another, with expert consultancy tool.

Oh! So illiterate, So unintelligent! Uncouth they are,

As she surveyed the world right from her car.

Out in the fields and into the ranches,

Smug and proud, she knew all the branches.

"Could you tell me, Old man,You understand".

Oh! These countryside ones, I have to stand!

"Well, what are the reasons and causes of broken horn"?

She stiffen her already stiff upper lip, with disdain and scorn.

"Ya Mam, Ma Laidy.

Many are the reasons and so are the causes,

Some break it by fighting, some cut by their bosses

But this has no horn, Am knowing, No crass,

For this is no calf. Ms Consultant, it's an ass".

"Oh, My, My!! I knew, I was testing your knowledge

See I was the topper, and learnt that in college.

Do tell me the difference, between a bull and a cow,

How will you know, If you know, tell me now".

He surveyed the lass from her head to her toe,

And gave her his answer, for her knowledge to grow,

"Ya Mam,Ma Laidy.

You have to go out, and try milking them both,

Ya sure have to grab, underbelly's, undergrowth.

Milk it with vigor, and relax it, then pull,

The one that loves milking, is surely the BULL".

- MAKUSR